Is Cahlen really a crack baby? I don't know, I think he's just creative. One time we sang this song about his headgear:

I have to wear my stupid headgear
he has to wear his stupid headgear
I have to wear my stupid headgear
he has to wear his stupid headgear
all day
headgear

Maybe it's because I grew up with him, but I appreciate his weird sense of humor.

Oh yeah, and he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. He fell off the changing table when mom wasn't looking.