Puritans = scorpios?

So I just had this thought. Maybe the Puritans were all scorpios that were all just jealous of being scorned, so they decided sex was bad. I think I lucked out by being more liberal even though I AM a scorpio.

I dunno, I could see how people that were really jealous, could just make a blanket statement that nudity is bad. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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