playmate wanted

I am currently looking for a playmate to help get me out of the house. I would like to find a friend that is willing to go out, even late at night. Someone that I could call whenever I felt like it and she wouldn't feel perturbed. Preferably someone that is cute. Someone that can keep up an intelligent conversation and will call me on my bullshit. Help me expand my horizons and teach me a thing or two.

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